I was having trouble sleeping last night, and it was still way too early to do anything but continue trying to fall asleep, so I was stuck in that loop. I tried counting sheep, the realized I’ve never seen a sheep in real life, so I counted guinea pigs, then baby ducks. Somewhere between 180 I dozed off, but I snapped back awake not ten minutes later.
Why? Because my nose detected a smell! But not just any smell, BREAD!
“Unusual olfactory signature detected. Sleep routine interrupted.”
NO brain, stop it! I want to SLEEP!
“Negative. Bread detected.”
It’s probably a dream or something, leave me-
“NEGATIVE. BREAD DETECTED. FIND SOURCE AND CONSUME.”
Intending to prove to my nose that it was smelling things, I got up and trudged into the kitchen, and saw this:
This is before, the after isn’t suitable for public viewing.
That’s right, a TRAY FULLA ROLLS, just sitting there! I pinched myself several times to make sure I wasn’t in the midst of a cruel dream and found that I was apparently in reality, then put my game face on and got to WORK!